NATE'S ROOM

Nate: Welcome to my room! Neat, huh? Don't touch anything.

You: *looks at a picture*

Who's this?

Nate: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU--oh, that? That's a special picture of my first human friend. It has a microchip in it that receives signals sent by a hidden camera I installed in his computer room. This enables me to see what's going on in that room whenever I want. You'll find his profile on the back of the picture.

You: Really? Hmm...*flips the picture over and reads*

Name: Nate Bodine
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Likes: Sweet food, Internet, TV, video games
Dislikes: Very dangerous things, extremely loud noise, being bossed around, sports, diabetes
Favorite Food(s): Steak, pizza, ribs
Favorite Drink(s): Diet Sprite, non-alcoholic drinks
Best RL Friend(s): Too many to name
Hobbies: Video games, drawing, singing, daydreaming, eating, TV
Worst Habits: Talking loudly, making fun of other people with bad habits or bad looks, authority complex, eating sweets